So like all other great clubs in history (Free Masons, The Rat Pack, and the Facebook Group entitled "I need 1000 members so i can.....") the Flipsters will eventually have to succomb to the unquenchable demand and start allowing more to enter our foray. So with this comes a few standards, something to act as the sifter for flipster acceptance. Us flipsters have social obligtions that include; drinking copious amounts of tea, shuffle boarding, bingo, etc that prohibit us from having the time to interview anyone that sends us a well worded CV and resume. So firstly, and this is probably the most important factor, if you dont have an aptitude or willingness to make somewhat frequent blog posts then please don't apply. Secondly, we do look favorably on those that wear Chaco's and Tees promoting some community event that you attended (I personally will favor those that wear Vibram 5 finger shoes). Finally, what we look for in a future potential flipster is that aura that we all give off. That certain thing that makes people say "whoa did you feel that? Felt like a pressure change or wait is that the smell of old...." whenever a flipster walks in a room. So if you feel like you qualify and are feeling particularly verbose today, then please put pen to paper and compose that epic cv. Who knows you may just be the next flipster.
P.S. I've heard some rumblings of a 9 yr old boy who lives on the upper east side that already dominates in risk and has a taste for espresso. He's also swooning women on his sail boat at dusk. If the rumors are true this could be our first flipster recruit!
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