Monday, September 27, 2010

The dormant flipsters awake

Okay it has been wayyyyy to damn long since a flipster has made a post on this neglected webinar address. Soo with that said, I am going to make a concerted effort to get the crew back up and running and try at least to get something written out on a somewhat more regular basis. With that said, much has changed since the last flipster posting. Turd Ferg (Zach Ferguson) has moved up north but not quite as far north as NYC but north nonetheless. Zach has moved up to North Carolina, where im sure he's bootlegging moonshine, working on his beard, and before long will try to entice the rest of us flipsters that overalls are an acceptable form of fashion wearables (one strap, two straps, or strapless?). Katie O too has moved, but she has joined me up here in NYC. Soo far she is taking the city by storm, and is leaving behind a wake of sadness (poor boi's wishing they had a chance) only comparable to the Trail of Tears. Me, well I've started teaching in Harlem and am attending Grad School a la dusk. In the interim riding my bike and recruiting new flipsters. Teaching in Harlem is really a full frontal assault on mass flipster domination. At least in Harlem that is. Before long will be shuffle boarding at the Apollo and a tea lounge will be opening up on all corners. Its a life style thats truly alluring, I mean just take a gander at Retirement Homes. They know whats up, womanizing at the shuffleboard courts, having to take pee breaks every fifteen minutes (either due to the copious amount of tea consumption or an enlarged prostate), and bingo ragers on a nightly basis.

That aside, I think this blog should serve as a source to document our lives. Since only two of us are living in the same city currently. So with that said, Things in NYC are going great for me. Moved, temporarily, into an apt in Chelsea where there at least ten gay strip joints with in 100 ft of me at all times. Also meeting a ton of new interesting people and having an epic time while doing it. I'll be sure to provide more details in my next upcoming blog, but my 8th period class is about to start.

Hip Hip Hooray

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