"So just jam this in the aerospoke as the hipster rides by?"

In our quest for renown and infamy I am continually impressed by the efforts of our rivals. It seems their shenanigans are continually making headlines, even gracing Nymag.com. Earlier this week I felt compelled, even emboldened, that us flipster's could take on and rise above these wretched antagonists. But now I'm not so sure. Im okay with adopting St. Ides Special Brew as our brew of choice, and to be honest I was looking forward to busting my old razor scooter out. I was even thinking about slapping on some sweet ABEC 5 bearings, so I could really do some fast cruising on the sidewalk (impress some onlookers). But sadly I think the wind has left my sails. These hipsters may be too much for us to handle. For me it seems they are clearly scheming up some fiendish plot and the evidence is beginning to unravel itself. Lets take a gander at some recent evidence. Inciting a feud with the Hasidic Jews of Brooklyn?!?! Wow, I'm not so sure us flipsters have the huevos or gall for such escapades. I even came across this ( Hipsters even going after Anne Hathaway!), another clear peace of the puzzle in their quest for utter domination. As a flipster I'm not so sure how to move forward. Do we form an alliance with the Hasidic Jews of Brooklyn, stock up on armaments, and prepare for warfare?? If so I'd suggest Golf Clubs, they'd be absolutely perfect for sticking in between some fast moving aerospoke wheels.