Tom goes Peeping around Williamsburg

So this flipster did a little bit of investigative work last night and went peeping into the enemy's territory. Thats right, a flipster in hipster mecca aka Williamsburg, Brooklyn. These guys/gals really have there stuff together. From what I gathered it seems they have their own clothing sponsor American Apparel (posters gracing the side of most buildings etc). They also seem to have their own coffee shop that very closely mimics our very own globe. Searching further I followed some dance-ey sound'n tunes into a store that was probably the holy grail of hipsterdom. In one small store I saw a multitude of headphones that were priced well over $100. These big bulky things just scream "hey look at me Im listening to awesome music and it pwns yours". In addition to these huge headphones the store offered patrons vintage converse shoes, speakers, oversized glasses, and as a little icing on the cake a fixed gear bike resting in the corner. Flipsters----We really need to step our game up. I think we've been wasting our time with this community involvement stuff....... project warmth, amnesty international pffff clearly a waste of time. Im going to see what kind of sponsorships I can line up. First on my list is St. Ides special brew, it's going to be our version of their PBR. Next its Razor Scooters. Watch out hipsters, flipster are about to do some serious raging.